What's the funniest thing an old person has ever said to you?

My Grandpa who was really old sent my sister Callie an Easter card once that said inside: Happy Easter to a Very Good-looking Boy!!!. We still tease both of them about it. Oh, and once this old lady at wal-mart thought me and my two sister were triplets. (We're different ages, 12, 14 and 16 with completely different heights too. Plus, my little sister has black hair, I have brown hair and my older sister has redish hair :]

What's the funniest thing an old person has ever said to you?
I was working at a nursing home and i took out my phone to check the time and this woman asked to see it. So i gave it to her and she asked how it worked. And I showed her and then said it had a camera. and she was like:





"A CAMERA??? WHAT'S NEXT? A CAR TALKIN TO YOU"?





^.^ ooh! that was hilarious!
Reply:My grandmother sent me a birthday card that had a black girl sitting on a bench that said "To a beautiful girl on her birthday". I'm kinda white..... I laughed my butt off... Well, swear to God, she sent me the exact same card the very next year. I have no idea where she bought them, but it was hilarious.
Reply:A lot of elderly people can't hear well. I was holding a conversation with an old man and I was new in town. I told him that I can find a Little Ceasar anywhere. He pulled out a little scissor and told me that I could have it.
Reply:I was in a supermarket and this random old grandma came up and stroke my hair and said:





'You are a pretty girl'.





But i am a guy...It happened long times ago, but i still cant get rid of the weird sensation.
Reply:The funniest thing I hear all the time is "What was that?" or "What was that sound?" They just look so cute and confused when they do that.
Reply:this guy asked me have a met you?? are you that little kid i met in the 80's?? and i was like i was born in the 90's!
Reply:my nana used to say about people she considered less than handsome - "oh well he'd be gorgeous if he had a paper bag over his head".





it was funny at the time as she was so old but so biting and cynical! not all old folks are sweet old grannies!
Reply:this old lady who used to be my bus driver when i was a freshman yelled at me saying "i wouldnt know good music if it smacked me in the nose."


haha


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Reply:A 92 yr old woman started off by saying to me "when i get old" hahaha
Reply:i work at the computer help desk at school..





some elderly japanese woman asked me "are you a computer geek?"
Reply:Some old women asked me if my boobs were real!


I mean WTF?





She was some random stranger who i hadn't ever seen before, and people were looking at me wierdly!
Reply:Smile, you may be on hidden camera!
Reply:an old man i never met told me i looked just like my mother. which is strange, because i was alone...
Reply:lol,, cant think of anything... ahh :]
Reply:i was at the mall with my sister (who was 2) and my mom who was at the time 38 , and at the time i was 12.


these old people came up to me and my sister(while my mom was in a store) and where like , "oh my how cute, out for a day with mommy huh?"


i was just like "ummm, ah, no i'm ... ah not her mom ."


they where like(after my mom came back) to me , "ohh so you must be the aunt?"


and my mom was like "haha, no she's my daughter so is the little one." and they just laughed and where like to me "dear you look so mature for your age i though you where in your 20's sorry for the misunderstanding".


i just smiled and nodded, my mom laugh and though it was funny i was kinda mortified.


:P

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