Do you believe the Tooth Fairy exists?

I do. I saw her, God, and the Easter bunny playing cards together last night.

Do you believe the Tooth Fairy exists?
I used to be good friends with the Tooth Fairy when I was 5. Oh man, we had some killer times together! Then one day everything changed. She left me an effing quarter for my precious tooth and we haven't spoken since. Cheap bastard. However, last I heard he had surgery and now prefers to be called, "Tooth Gary". A filthy gambler too, figures!
Reply:I think you must be mistaken, God wasn't playing cards with us he was just stopping by for a minute to say hi. Pete and I don't let God play with us too often though, he always wins *mutters* omincient *shakes fist*.
Reply:I highly doubt this. I am the tooth fairy and I was not playing cards last night. I am also the Easter bunny and Santa Claus, but not in the holy trinity sense.





Hum... Should I really post this? Should I remove the trinity part or add some comment that since all patents play these three roles it some odd form of an omnipresent multiphaseic trinity concept? Is it worth 10 points? Do all people go through questions like this when posting answers? Will anyone ever reas it?
Reply:Sounds like one of those commercials for sleeping pills.
Reply:I was not there! Hmph! I would never hang out with God. You must be thinking of someone else! ;)