What's the funniest thing an old person has ever said to you?

My Grandpa who was really old sent my sister Callie an Easter card once that said inside: Happy Easter to a Very Good-looking Boy!!!. We still tease both of them about it. Oh, and once this old lady at wal-mart thought me and my two sister were triplets. (We're different ages, 12, 14 and 16 with completely different heights too. Plus, my little sister has black hair, I have brown hair and my older sister has redish hair.)

What's the funniest thing an old person has ever said to you?
My grandfather told me "Patience is a virgin" (it was really funny %26amp; I've never forgotten it -I'm nearly as old now as he was when he said that).
Reply:call me the wrong grandchild's name
Reply:My boyfriend and I were at waiting for our light to change when this drunk old man came up to us. He said to my boyfriend," You know we livin' in Hell, man." My boyfriend agreed with him just to get him ou of the way. "Ya damn right we are. I got proof my man. How come when we pick up the phone we say HELL-o, not HEAVEN-o. Cause we livin' in HELL!"


I actually giggled. The old man was gonna keep telling us about his theory then it our light to cross the street.
Reply:my great grandma was wearing 2 different shoes, we told her "You're wearing 2 different shoes you know" she said, "That's alright, I've got another pair just like them in the closet".